Archive for July, 2009

About the Britney Spears playbacking, PART 1

Okay here it comes. I’m totally shocked with the quality of the Belgian news providers lately. We all know Britney Spears doesn’t sing live, yet they always need to bring up the dead subject called “Playbacking”.

Is there a time you stupid people will finally realize the fact, that you cannot combine singing with the way Britney dances? Her body is in constant movement, for women that’s impossible to reach a way singing.

Now y’all could say: ”But beyoncé does”, here’s my 2 cents, Beyoncé doesn’t either. She doesn’t sing live and dance at the same time, only when she does slow ballads, she sings live. This was discovered when she fell in Florida and was STILL singing while her microphone was at least 3 meters or 9 feet away. Beyoncé also doesn’t have the lung capacity to sing and dance at the same time, like most female artists.

On the men’s side however, Michael Jackson can dance and sing, and that’s because he has bigger longs and has a voice that’s effortless and natural. Or did you think Beyoncé’s singing was actually singing and just shouting for extra volume?

@VTM : If you guys would have placed the same amount of work, like, Britney does with her playbacking, you would have been able to get your news facts right. You guys TEND to :

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    1. Exaggerate on most numbers, if VRT says 10, you guys say 15.
    2. Can’t even write without BASIC grammar mistakes, does the ‘nieuwsbalk’ ring a bell?
    3. Can’t even pronounce foreign names right, nor basic English words.

@HLN : Are your journalists using crack and cocaine? Seriously, you guys could easily win the battle of crap against the daily sun (UK journal) which already has the worst reputation there is. You guys NEED to stop :

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    1. Using racism against Venus and Serena Williams, and face it,  that J-Henin doesn’t even come close to them.
    2. Writing the most bullshit based articles of the planet, and start doing real research and provide correct news.
    3. Using sensation as a guideline for your articles, if we want that, we’ll watch E! , TMZ.

If you try to change the points I’ve mentioned, you might stop with being considered as a ‘embarrasement’ for Belgium and Belgians. There’s no need to judge others, while you already miserable fail in providing the correct facts of necessary things.

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